the cow says moo

08:47 pm - ole! ole ole ole! oooole.... oooole!

the ten commandments can be broken down very easily when you think about it...

ya see, these sets of laws are a bit inflated... ive shrunkin them to what theyre worth. but how did these laws come about? oh yes... moses brought them down... from the mountain, when nooooo one was around.
heres the real story. in that time they were in the desert, and the ppl were gettin restless (raping teenagers, others, and worshiping golden cows - all necessary activities btw). so some wise dudes decided it was time for some laws to be put in place. but, they only thot of 2, so they decided to inflate it to 10. BUT WHY 10!?
ill tell you why. because 10 SOUNDS OFFICIAL. 10 is the basis for the decimal system. if these guys woulda brought down a bunch of laws and said "hey we have a 11 commandments" the ppl would be like "sh*t get the f*ck outta here" but 10... thats official.

so then we have the 2 commandments
1. Thou shall be honest and faithful (especially to the provider of thy n00kie)
2. Thou shall try REEEAAAL hard not to kill anyone (unless they pray to a different invisible man than you do of course.)

now we took laws such as stealing, ry, honor ur father n mother n laws of that nature and put them into the first commandment. easily understandable.
heres somethin about that commandment....
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, more ppl have been killed over the years for religious purposes. but thats a whole diff story.
and "thou shall not covet thy neighbors goods" we threw that out. you know why... BECAUSE ITS JUST PLAIN F-ING STUPID. coveting is what keeps the economy going.
FOR EXAMPLE.. if ur neighbor gets a that plays "oh COME all ye faithful" YOU WANNA GET ONE TOO!


im done for now. this wasnt good work but get the f*ck over it. :middle finger:

-finan

Current Mood: blah

05:18 pm - late letter to that fat f*ck

apparently you guys couldnt see the language. i made it clearer now.

Dear Santa,

        surprise that i'm writing to you on January 28th but i had to choose my words carefully. So i wrote you a d*mn letter like once or twice a week right? i asked for a house, $2,000,000,000, 6 h**kers, and an axe to cut off my teachers head. my damn brain has been FRIED b/c i studied my f*cking ass off. i finished at the top of my class, i had the best grades in the school. i was the best person in the neighborhood, no DT's, not gettin grounding, didnt cuss anyone out. i would go on errands, i helped out with the triplets, and the elderly f*cks accross the street. anything for humanity i could do to make it better, i did. what BALLS you have leaving me a f*cking yoyo, an army shirt, and a highlighter. What the f*ck were you thinking you fat ass pr*ck, that youve taken me for a sucker and left me with this sh*t under the god damn tree. and as if you hadnt f*cked me enuf, the asswipe up the street god a car and so much other bull shiznit that i cant step a foot in his house with out wanting to kill you and him and the same time. Next year, i dare you to try to fit your sorry ass down my chimney with presents. I'll have you know that it'll be lined with expl0sives and then ill be outside throwing rocks and snowballs n at your damn reindeer(hopefully k*lling rudolph) JUST SO YOU HAFTA WALK BACK TO THE F*CKING NORTH POLE. YOU SANTA. Next year, watch how bad i can be you C**KSUCKER.

Sincerely (really that was sincere),

Ryan Michael Damien Finan... aka Your M*rderer.

Current Mood: content

01:01 pm - handjob!

wow its been 4 days. get your ass over it.

UNC's basketball team was up by 24 at one point against FSU... and any of you asswipes who watch college bball know that FSU just doesnt match up to their football team (for the record all FSU sports suck the s mans rainbow balls... GO GATORS) so UNC is up by 24, i think it was 15 at the half. WHO THE BLOWS THAT KIND OF A GOD DAMN LEAD AGAINST THE SEMINOLES!?!?!?!? god its like that that jus makes me wanna puke in my soup. that and people who carry ice cream cones in their back pockets... but thats alabama... i think georgia came too. idy .

i agree with george carlin in saying that if white people are gonna burn down black churches, then black ppl ought to burn down the HOUSE OF BLUES. the people that play this are these guys in their mid 40's to mid 50's. theyre white, fat, overweight, sweaty, overpayed, overindulged, business criminal sucker s, who think they have nothin better to do in their awful life (cuz their stocks fell a point) but blow into a harmonica like its their ing job. these are the same people who smoke cigars, - oo ill get back to cigars - jog with their dogs and listen to STEALY DAN. its not enuf to play the notes of the blues, you gotta ing know WHY THE HELL THEY NEED TO BE PLAYED. and as far as cigars go... same type of guys, suckin on a BIG BROWN DICK.
Sigmund Froyd once said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..." Oh yeah? well sometimes its a BIG BROWN DICK, with a selfish, cutthroat business man sucking on the wet end of it. well you know what, smoke that cigar, breath that smoke deep down into your lungs and BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS you sucker.
smoking cigars is not all bad for me, wanna know the good news? CANCER OF THE MOUTH... FINE! 'EM. its an attractive disease, goes nice with a cell fone!

ok im done for now....

Comes mierda y mores!

i know all and you should ALWAYS listen to me.

your opionated shaggy haird advice giver...

            -Finan

08:09 pm - When To Use F***

THE "F" WORD: When Is It Acceptable?

11. What the F*** do you mean we are sinking?
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. What the F*** was that?
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?
-Custer, 1877

8. Any F***ing idiot could understand that
-Einstein, 1938

7. It does so F***ing look like her!
-Picasso, 1926

6. How the F*** did you work that out?
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?
-Michelangelo, 1566

4. Where the F*** are we?
-Amelia Earhart 1937

3. Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!
-Noah 4314 BC

2. Aw cmon Who the F*** is going to find out?
-Bill Clinton 1999

1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F***ing mad
-Sadaam Hussein 2003




yeah i know all and you should always listen to me.


your opinionated shaggy haired friend...


-Finan

Current Mood: weird

12:14 pm - well that was embarassing

wow so ok the eagles got their ass handed to them. if i were andy ried id go out and buy some ing wide recievers - hmmm they shoulda kept antonio freeman. when todd pinkston and james thrash learn how to catch a ball, and duce staley learns to run routes, ill be happy. hey those refs blew ass too. how bout 7 Pass Interference calls missed? and the late hit on McNabb thats .

my prediction (now that i lost $15 on those games las nite) is that the Panthers will MANHANDLE the Patriots.

ok on a lighter note - dont want you to think the whole condensed novel is just negativity ---- wait... yes it is.... ok lets get going tards.


Question #1 - Why the hell should you hafta A. Keep your own room clean. and B. put away laundry/fold it
your room is your domain. it says somethin about you. if theres clothes all around and money scatterd (if your not broke) and most of your possesions live on the floor you're pretty laid back. if your room gets dusted, cleaned, sweeped, and what not every day (or everyother day if your feeling ) either your mom is a bitch, or you acc give a . Your clothes are your clothes, if you dont want them folded, then who are your parents (of all ppl) to tell you to fold them and put them away. the floor is the biggest shelf i got. and when somthings on the floor its like in front on your EYES. and so you hafta go thru a damn drawer you jus bend over (oh yes) and pick that up. parents are anal retentive about that crap and it makes me wanna puke in my soup.

ok next on my list.... well i dont kno lemme think...........

you know what - its 12:38 and i gg clean my room (cuz my parents acc care) its bull i know. and i think im goin out with kelly somewhere so when i get back i should have a load of crap to ramp about.


and its 6:44 n im back. i had a pleasent experience of drivin thru skyline while kelly drove over curbs :-) but still fun none the less.

it was WIGGER CENTRAL at the ing mall 2day. i cant believe i used to dress, n act like that and listen to rap. wow i was ing . why didnt ppl slap me upside the head. honest to god plz act your own colour ppl. STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK. if you want to be black, im sure michael jackson cann tell you where to get his pigment that he donated. be proud, be white, be lame, and get the off the dancefloor.

Hollister, A&F, American Eagle, Aeropastale, Structure = TOO ING EXPENSIVE. why do all you mindless ers pay $50 for a ing pair of pants? like that makes me wanna shoot myself .... with a water gun(yeah kelly). Its ppl like you that me off cuz you barrow money from your parents to do this. hey , be like me, you want $$.... GET A JOB. And for those of you who think the name brands are the better quality or theyre cooler... i just feel bad for you. Its a known fact that everything is made in the same factory, but they just put different tags on them. better quality my ass. and you who worry cuz you dont wear name brands, lemme put you up a pedestool and shoot you in the ing head. - ok im done.



remember - i know all and you should ALWAYS LISTEN TO ME


your opinionated shaggy haired advice giver...

-finan

Current Mood: anxious

09:01 pm - I'M BACK ................................dont cough on me.

ok yeah my completely incoherent random condensed novels are BACK. yeah something about studying for exams and keeping up in school had me stopped for awhile. that and i was brain . so lets get started...


how bout them eagles----yeah PHILLY biatch. NFC championship game vs Panthers this sunday. good thing theyre gonna whoop ass.

why cant all of the world speak american and be normal? honest to god. you walk around miami or san diego and you got these spaniards goin all "kwerisdfksdrui y fiewhr senor!?" n im just like... holy dude .... SLOW DOWN. they speak it so fast, i thot i was cool cuz i hafta take spanish this yr, wow i aint got nothin on them damn spaniards. if i spoke in english that fast it would be like my whole life with the fast foward button stuck. that and german. wow. they have the most funkiest discusting sounding words of my life. they'll say somethin and to us NORMAL americans (who are fat and love war) it sounds like some sort of negative comment when it really means some like i love you. its all very confusing.


it has just come to my attention that i will be weight training with the St Xavier soccer team from now until the start of the next season. hey thats all well and good until they tell me to bench somethin. altho it'll be a good way to get in shape. yeah i must need it if i max out at like 100. you im proud to be a weakass. since when do goalies need strength? all we need are sure hands and possible skills at taking out players on breakaways. NOWHERE in my goalkeeper contract does it say "some bench pressing required" i did NOT sign for this. its things like this that just make me wanna puke in my soup. o well, if i make the team my ass is braggin about it til i die.

Heres another thing ive been PONDERING.... how the hell do these manufacturerers come up with the different scent names for deodarants, soups, body sprays etc.
"pure sport" - last time i checked, if u were pure sport you prolly smelled like or if u were a you were ugly as my ass.

"fresh scent" - a little more understandable, still, whos to say whats fresh? fresh what - meat? ? outta the shower? ? who knows.

"musk" - now that just sounds wrong. if im gonna buy something that smells like must i mite as well buy a pistol for my mouth as well

"original" - hooooooooooolllly . what in the hell is ORIGIANL!? the original scent of this earth was probably LAVA or MOLTEN ROCK. i dont wanna smell like that.

"lightening" - oh yeah because each and every one of us out there has been hit by lightening or been close enuf to it to smell it.... hmmm i think it smells like SMOKE... hmmm i dont want to wear a smoky scent.

"avalanche" - hmmm im not quite sure what this smells like, lemme go skiing in the alps, have some1 set off a and purposely let myeslf get hit by this avalanche... but ill let you know.

"cyclone" - no comment.


so enuf about smells... b/c the majority of you ppl smell like



quick question - if you have a cell fone, doesnt it make sense to turn it on?
-think about that for me. and if you're some1 who turns it off for no reason.... STOP THAT






remember - i know all. and you should ALWAYS LISTEN TO ME


you're opinionated shaggy hair advice giver....

-Finan